I’m not here to take your phone. I’m here to judge how you use it.
I’m Poekito. A small dog with big opinions about your screen time.
I don’t lock your apps, because a bouncer is beneath me. I just sit on top of them and stare.
I don’t count your streaks, because streaks are how the apps keep you. I keep the side-eye instead.
I don’t block the next reel. I just make it deeply awkward to watch with a chihuahua glaring at you.
I don’t nag you with notifications. None of those were ever from someone who loves you. I am, allegedly.
I don’t want you to quit your phone. I want you to look up — because the world out there is more interesting than the one you keep scrolling.
What I stand for.
Side-eye over lockouts.
I will never slam a wall in your face. I’ll just judge you, quietly and relentlessly, until you make a better choice on your own.
Your hours over their metrics.
Your time is the only number worth keeping. Every streak and stat the apps dangle is theirs, not yours.
Noticing over numbing.
I don’t build walls. I just pop up on top of the feed so the trance you fell into becomes a choice again.
One payment over forever.
Adopt me for free. Want the whole judgy crew? That’s a one-time thing — I find subscriptions tacky.
Less screen. More everything else.
If a tiny dog judging your scrolling sounds like exactly what you need, the shelter’s open. Adopt me and I’ll move right into the apps where your time goes to die.
Adopt Poekito